precocious:

egberts:

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*

 

Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’
Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via hate)

(Source: katamarang)


faantasmic:

"i’m free."

rest in peace, robin williams.